I actually saw one of these goddamn things in Jennifrrr’s living room – yeah, was pretty alarming. We have a … diverse country, is the politest thing I can possibly say when thinking about the parents who put their kids through crap like Toddlers & Tiaras.
This is my Toddlers & Tiaras face.
This face is saying, “What the fuck is wrong with these people”, ” What makes them name their kids such stupid names”, and “Can’t we just let the South break off into their own fuck-nuts country?”
Seriously, this is not posed and as candid as I could take with a laptop and a photobooth trigger finger. This was probably around the time little boy Braxton was getting mascara applied. WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!11?!